Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Ben Franklin
Bill Witt wrote:
> Did Franklin really say that? Or could it be another of those
> convenient-but-apocryphal Founding Father Funnies?
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> Quoting Lyle Krewson <[log in to unmask]>:
>
>> That’s why I occasionally teach wine appreciation classes...in
>> people’s homes!!!! i love it when I am on the side of science.
>>
>>
>> On Oct 13, 2007, at 4:01 p, Donna Buell wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>>> As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
>>>>> freedom, in water there is bacteria.
>>>>>
>>>>> In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
>>>>> demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
>>>>> the end
>>>>> of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
>>>>> Escherichia
>>>>> coli, (E. coli) -- bacteria found in feces. In other words,
>>>>> we are
>>>>> consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>>>>>
>>>>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
>>>>> Jagermeister, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
>>>>> alcohol
>>>>> has to go
>>>>> through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
>>>>> fermenting.
>>>>>
>>>>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>>>>>
>>>>> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
>>>> drink water and be full of shit.
>>>>>
>>>>> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
>>>> doing it as a public service.
>>
>> ____________________________________________
>> Lyle Krewson
>> Professional Lobbying Services
>> 1725 S. 50th Street #602
>> West Des Moines, IA 50265
>>
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