Well, I'm off to Argentina later this morning, but decided to squeeze in a little early morning mourning on behalf of the mourning dove. I fear that one Dove in the Bush will just not be enough for that guy!! Good Luck, folks. ---------- > From: Jane Worm <[log in to unmask]> > To: [log in to unmask] > Cc: [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask]; [log in to unmask] > Subject: Dove "Hunting" > Date: Wednesday, January 17, 2001 12:21 AM > > Dear Legislative Leaders and Northeast Iowa Legislators: > > I see that the Dove "Hunting" issue is up again. What an oxymoron!! > "Dove" and "Hunt" in the same phrase. Dove, the symbol of peace. Hunt, > the symbol of search and usually destroy (even Easter Eggs can get eaten). > I suppose we do often try to hunt for peace--but have found that using > weapons during such a hunt isn't ALWAYS the best way. > > I see this issue as more of a Dove "Target Practice" situation. Maybe > add the Goldfinch and Monarch Butterfly to the bill to help our brave > huntsmen and huntswomen even better sharpen their aim. They can then > really put a nice pile of 50 or 60 birds on the Thanksgiving Dinner Table > this year. > > Happy hunting! I can just hear the mournful call emanating from a > fearless hunter trying to call a placid dove into gunshot range. Surely, a > hunter would not want to have to walk as far as the nearbye power line or > backyard feeder. I will never forget the gentle sound of a dove that I > often heard as a child. It always seemed to be an indicator of an > approaching rain storm. Now, that gentle call may be the dove's death > knell as it attracts a rain of bullets from a skulking hunter zeroing in > for the kill. > > Good Grief. Will the bill allow the hunting to take place from All > Terrain Vehicles? That would make the "hunt" all that more exciting. Dove > Safaris could be organized. Will power companies have to be on the alert > as dove's sitting on power lines could cause a bullet to sever a wire? > Would hunter's be allowed to shoot the dove's that show up at the backyard > bird feeder? Would there be penalties if a wayward bullet or shotgun blast > was to hit a tufted titmouse, cardinal, or black-capped chickadee? To be > legal, must the shot that kills a dove be only a shot to the head? A shot > anywhere else could really reduce the amount of any remaining tasty morsel. > > Unbelievable! So many questions. So little time. > > How is the legislation on teacher pay going? Without school > improvements, there may soon be a demand for a hunting season on teachers. > Unless, of course, students and parents actually enjoy the laissez-faire > approach of many poor teachers which result in good grades but little real > education. For example, Conservation Education must be going nowhere if > dove "hunting" is to be the great piece of "conservation" legislation this > session. Egads. > > With Respect and Wisdom Born of Knowledge, > > Richard Worm > 3680 Echo Hills Dr. > Bellevue, IA 52031-9557 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - To get off the IOWA-TOPICS list, send any message to: [log in to unmask]